Cactusexual

I identify as one primarily cause im a prick, but to go into detail

Cactusexual, it means im generally sexually attracted to everything, just some more and some less....cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe....also i dont like crazy kinky shit , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactusexual

I identify as a cactusexual cause im a prick...cactus brethren unite

by Snazzy-kun June 29, 2018

cactisexual

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

by yungpressure June 16, 2018

Catesexual

Attraction to Cate Blanchett

Friend: are you bisexual?
No, I'm Catesexual

by lilcloudgirl January 17, 2021

cartisexual

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)

me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual

by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

cacasexual

Only attracted to caca. The lovely rainbow, brown, green, yellow and every color shat you shat out

"hey do you like this person named woojin?"
"no I'm cacasexual" 🥺🥺

by stan got7 besties December 19, 2020

Cartisexual

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

by Wreckuss November 27, 2021

cartisexual

A person who thinks carti does no wrong. They will defend carti in any situation even if it means bringing down numeral people. They usually consider themselves one of “the boys”

Where do you find all these cartisexuals? Public school

by Peoplewithcommonsense January 18, 2021