Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.

"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus by ixnay August 30, 2005

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Cactisci

The close cousin of cactus.

Hey I really want to buy some cactisci.

Cactisci by Rick Rod July 20, 2018

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Cactiss

It’s like a cat and a cactus

Wow man that’s a cactiss

Cactiss by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

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Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.

Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003

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Cactiuses

A large amout of different types of cacti.

"In the Sahara Desert, I saw thirteen different types of cacti all clustered together. A group of cactiuses."

Cactiuses by Audrey Gold May 30, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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