cactits

A cactus that has tit-like formations used to describe a large breasted prickly legged woman.

Cactits Isabel could really use a new razor in the shower tonight.

by Sacredcheese September 2, 2017

cactisexual

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

by yungpressure June 16, 2018

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.

"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."

by ixnay August 30, 2005

Cactisci

The close cousin of cactus.

Hey I really want to buy some cactisci.

by Rick Rod July 20, 2018

Cactiss

It’s like a cat and a cactus

Wow man that’s a cactiss

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.

Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.

by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003

Cactiuses

A large amout of different types of cacti.

"In the Sahara Desert, I saw thirteen different types of cacti all clustered together. A group of cactiuses."

by Audrey Gold May 30, 2009