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Cicles and snugs
When you get too hot and sweaty from simping so hard that the girl you’re simping over brings over ice pops and cuddles with you.
Cicles and snugs by Tattydaddy April 20, 2021
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Cicles and snugs • death-cicles • Test-cicles • Cicle • circles jerk • Cricles • Chiclesano • CiCiesta • cicley • Circleserve
death-cicles
The icicles that hang off the edge of a building that could break off at any moment and skewer you from above.
Hey! Look up, and watch where you are walking! There are HUGE death-cicles up there! With even the slightest breeze they could break off, and kill you!
death-cicles by ismirth2013 January 19, 2009
Test-cicles
A male's testicles, when exposed to extreme cold and are useless for anything other than identifying a male as male (if even that).
Test-cicles by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011
Hittin Circles
Hittin Circles by NewslangATL August 20, 2016
spare cycles
Phrase used by sadistic managers (particularly in IT) to describe any moment of spare time their employee(s) might have.
The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.
The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.
Boss: "Hey, Bob has some spare cycles, he can do these 29 extra tasks."
Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>
Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>
spare cycles by Sam Scarma March 2, 2007
Crap Circles
Crap Circles by RedSquirrelPssht March 11, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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