Definitions by Shadowulf1

Disenjoy 

To experience the polar opposite of enjoyment, esp. when one still pretends to enjoy the object of one's disgust.

It's impolite to insult your host's cooking, no matter how much you disenjoy it.

Disenjoy by Shadowulf1 September 15, 2015

Psycholagny 

The ability of a person (most commonly a male) to enter a state of sexual arousal and/or sexual climax (i.e. ejaculation) simply by imagining a sexual situation that would normally induce said sexual reaction; when experienced during sleep, also referred to as a nocturnal emission or "wet dream".

WARNING: The typical high school male is prone to fits of psycholagny when within about 10-ft. range of anyone on whom they have a crush, including peers and/or teachers. You have been warned.

Psycholagny by Shadowulf1 February 27, 2011

Test-cicles 

A male's testicles, when exposed to extreme cold and are useless for anything other than identifying a male as male (if even that).

Man, it's so cold outside, my testicles are turning into test-cicles...

Test-cicles by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011

Nigganese 

(Rarely used in this sense) another term for African-American Vernacular English, otherwise known as Ebonics; however, in its truest sense, it is Ebonics so broken and dialectical that even other black people fail to understand what the person is saying.

What the hell is he sayin'? He speakin' Nigganese!

Nigganese by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011

Thunderf*ck

To screw somebody over so horribly that they wish they had encountered somewhat less sucky luck, like getting kicked in the balls, or having their fingers broken one by one...

DANG! You just got thunderf*cked! Your ex just keyed your car, threw a brick in the window, flattened the tires, and is having it towed as we speak! You probably shouldn't have slept with her friend, bro...

Thunderf*ck by Shadowulf1 October 1, 2010

Almost-infinite 

Having such a great number, that it seems paradoxically infinite; seemingly-infinite, although one knows that it is not

Just think about it...with the money we make from this deal, the possibilities are almost-infinite.

Almost-infinite by Shadowulf1 September 25, 2010

Omninescience 

seemingly infinite ignorance; the ability to ignore, or be ignorant of seemingly everything in one's environment; EXTREME lack of perception (all three definitions are hyperbolic; true ignorance of everything would mean ya die...)

You're dumb, get over it. EMBRACE your Omninescience...

Omninescience by Shadowulf1 August 28, 2010