RedSquirrelPssht's definitions

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

crapricorn

Crap...with corn.

Yes! I've produced a crapricorn! Want to come look, or should I just take a picture?

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

Jew Kids on the Block

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.

"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."

by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011

Crap Circles

The swirl designs that are left behind in the toilet after a hefty poop.

"Jesus! Who left all these crap circles? And when did we have corn?"

by RedSquirrelPssht March 11, 2010

Resigoo

The jizzy crust left on the keyboard after a penile tug of war.

I'm not touching your keyboard, you meatslapper. Who knows what kind of resigoo is on there?

by RedSquirrelPssht July 9, 2012

Dashfooting

The act of putting one's feet up on the dashboard to stretch out. This is usually done by a passenger, but sometimes by a driver.

Maimie, dear...sometimes the only way to survive a thirteen hour trip in a Toyota Prius is by dashfooting it.

by RedSquirrelPssht October 25, 2011

cornado

The swirling display of corn-filled poop as it is flushed down the toilet.

"When did we eat corn? I just took a massive dump, and you should have SEEN the cornado when I flushed!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 2, 2009