Urban Dictionary: Definitions by RedSquirrelPssht

Resigoo

The jizzy crust left on the keyboard after a penile tug of war.

I'm not touching your keyboard, you meatslapper. Who knows what kind of resigoo is on there?

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The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.

"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."

The act of putting one's feet up on the dashboard to stretch out. This is usually done by a passenger, but sometimes by a driver.

Maimie, dear...sometimes the only way to survive a thirteen hour trip in a Toyota Prius is by dashfooting it.

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A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

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Crap...with corn.

Yes! I've produced a crapricorn! Want to come look, or should I just take a picture?

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The swirl designs that are left behind in the toilet after a hefty poop.

"Jesus! Who left all these crap circles? And when did we have corn?"

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The swirling display of corn-filled poop as it is flushed down the toilet.

"When did we eat corn? I just took a massive dump, and you should have SEEN the cornado when I flushed!"

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