Berto

The coolest guy in the world!

I wish i was Berto

by 4horseman June 20, 2003

Berto

A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.

"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."

by justimagine...justsittingthere May 6, 2019

Berto

Penis,

Mate, Look At The Size Of My Berto

by Berto Von Welt March 29, 2009

Berto

A berto is a person that smokes weed and takes children home instead of his wife

Oh im so high right now how about you little kid im glad i took you home and not my wife cause im a berto

by Idk berto September 30, 2019

Berto

Someone who looks like Bert from Sesame street and speaks Spanish.

EW LOOK A SMELLY BERTO!

I went down to the taco place yesterday and saw a Berto.

by JamesV123 May 25, 2017

Berto

The cutest silliest dude in this world. Also very sus and a gatekeeper.

Beto is sooo sus

Berto is soooo cutee
Berto is soooooo silly

by Ur mi June 7, 2022

Berto

A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.

J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.

by rickycantread October 8, 2020