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A person with an over inflated sense of self-esteem There are secretly in the closet and are also constantly late showing up to places of employment and other important things Very unathletic as well. . Recently circa 2012, they are also the worst known drivers of cars in the Untied States.
J stop being such a Berto! You almost killed me driving to Coventry in your S10 truck. You are a horrible driver and are not sweet at things.
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by rickycantread October 08, 2020
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Sep 17 Word of the Day
Fredagsmys is pretty much the most holy tradition of Sweden. The word origins from two words; β€œfredag” and β€œmys”, which roughly translates to Friday and cozy. Every Friday, all Swedes drive by the supermarket to buy ingredients for taco, soda and chips. Then, they all sit down in their sofas with their families or friends and watch telly. Usually, the parents fall asleep after a few glasses of wine or beer while the kids stuff themselves with chips until they have a stomach ache.
Now it's the end of the week; it is time for fredagsmys!
by popsicle power June 19, 2011
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A Berto is someone who enjoys and loves to eat cement. You can hear the crunch of a Berto from miles away.
"Did you see Berto bring cement for lunch again? He hasn't stopped crunching."
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A berto is a person that smokes weed and takes children home instead of his wife
Oh im so high right now how about you little kid im glad i took you home and not my wife cause im a berto
by Idk berto September 30, 2019
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Someone who looks like Bert from Sesame street and speaks Spanish.

I went down to the taco place yesterday and saw a Berto.
by JamesV123 May 25, 2017
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