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handle our bizness
handle our bizness by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023
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bzness • bizness • biness • Banessa • Banessa Bagina • BKness • Bonessi • bonesstiina • Bozness • buness tard
bizness
n., deliberate respelling of "business" with meanings generally derived from that word. May refer to any purposeful activity, or more specifically to a particular action (commonly sexual) or a matter of personal concern. As with the word "business" from which it derives, may be used in the informal sense of a tongue-lashing or rebuke.
Bonessi
Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.
Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!
Bonessi by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019
murda bizness
the competitive act of slaying every hoe because you are the most gorgeous, successful, white rapping, booty popping, Louboutin wearing, struggle trusting, Aussie, goddess who had no money, no family and was 16 in the middle of Miami
-Iggy Azalea
-Click, clack, bang, bang, we in the murda bizness
-I'm still in that murda bizness , I can hold ya down like I'm giving lessons in physics, you should want a bad bitch like this.
-Click, clack, bang, bang, we in the murda bizness
-I'm still in that murda bizness , I can hold ya down like I'm giving lessons in physics, you should want a bad bitch like this.
murda bizness by $helby & 3ve May 28, 2014
Biness
Biness by Bonjourno Salvatore March 5, 2022
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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