Bonessi 

Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.

Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!

Bonessi by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019

Sra. bonessi

Sra.Bonessi👀 is a strange type of teacher that lives in strawberry hill. she eats off of kids misery and makes sure to tell 13 yr old children that they are fat and stupid. she is known to complain about everything as if her students give a shit. she thinks she is the best teacher ever but she isn’t. we know that she is only talking about kids being fat and dumb because if she consumes any type of food she will immediately gain 10 pounds. she also can not register the fact that she is as much of an idiot as her students, if not more. she is a bad teacher and should be fired.

Sra. Bonessi👀 told me that i should not eat because i am fat and will gain more weight!

Sra. bonessi by Fuckyou3000 November 28, 2023

jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

lazy bonesitius 

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

lazy bonesitius by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

bonesniffer 

When a girl snorts a line of cocaine off a guys dick.

Hey, I'll pay you $50 if you can get that girl over there to do the bonesniffer.

bonesniffer by Oakville666 June 16, 2018

Boneskirt 

A tiny, revealing skirt that chicks wear when they want the attention of some boners.

Dude, check out that hottie over there in the boneskirt, i wanna hit that.

Boneskirt by millertime81 October 17, 2009

boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.

"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."

boneshiner by Mike Melton June 11, 2006