Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).
Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."
Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."
Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"
by Lönnrot December 18, 2022