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buttfuddle 

The fuddling of ones butt. A physical or handshake for your butthole.
That doctor completely buttfuddled me.

I was bored so I decided to buttfuddle the dog.
buttfuddle by HelpMeIveBeenFuddled September 24, 2013
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Buttfumble 

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.
Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.
Buttfumble by KRHimself December 30, 2012

Butt fuddle 

(V.) The act of fuddling another persons butt. This can be man on woman, woman on man, man on man, and woman on woman.
After a romantic date with Ashley, I went back to her house and I butt fuddled her.
Butt fuddle by SparkyT May 8, 2014

Buttfundled 

When one has one's butt squeezed in a playful giggly way.
I needed another drink, but my bartender was too busy outside being buttfundled.
Buttfundled by Lilwezl February 22, 2022

Bumfuddle 

1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism
1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.
Bumfuddle by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004
This is a word only used by the coolest of people.
It is used to show that you mean business. It means that you are going to fight someone. It is usually followed by the common term No Homo. If someone uses this term, you don't want to mess with them.
A bitch nigga, i know you don't want to get ButtFudged, no homo. You'll get messed up
ButtFudge by Sptz February 10, 2008

Bufuddled 

When someone absolutely fucks you so hard that you loose your memory
Bro I def bufuddled that bitch
Bufuddled by lilyazmae May 1, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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