buttwedge

The male penis, specifically when used to penetrate anothers anus.

BOB: John, I dropped the soap. Will you get it for me?
JOHN: Yeah, I got it man. (Sproing) What? What the fuck is that shit?
BOB: Oh, sorry, it's just my buttwedge.

buttwedge by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Buttweave 

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people

Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.

Buttweave by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

Buttweiner 

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009

Buttweasel 

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

Buttweasel by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

butt wedge 

a insulting nickname given to someone caught pulling out a wedgie

Ryan got caught pulling out a wedgie and got called butt wedge for the rest of the year

butt wedge by shamefulwizard March 4, 2022

buttwager 

The last zombie in CoDWaW Nazi Zombies,when everyone wants toget weapons before the next game.

"Dude,keep a Buttwager alive, I need to get the random box."

buttwager by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

buttweasel 

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends

"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"

buttweasel by Joe Bone March 7, 2005