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buttfarts 

Farts which emerges from one's butt, and not another orifice.
After eating a large can of beans, Steve made many loud and disgusting buttfarts.

buttfart 

Gas released between the buttocks cheeks, expelled gently and or forcefully into the surrounding air. There are numerous methods of release, therefore qualifying a "buttfart" an art form medium. Of course, there are those who do not partake in the exiting and age long celebration of human air. Cheers!!!
"Nice, thats one hell of a buttfart Rick, did you enjoy it or was it rather unsettling?", " Rather Tom, I found that particular buttfart, satisfying and rewarding, a true, and excellent buttfart." "Whoo, stinky."
buttfart by Damien Williams May 6, 2008

buttfarmer

One who farms "butts" either in the confines their private plantation, or in a public area.
That old guy is a buttfarmer.
buttfarmer by poop_jesus April 24, 2006
Used as a joke while going through a checklist.
"Got the hammer?" "yep" "got the drill?" "check" "got the buttfer?" "whats a butt for?" "pooping stupid!"
buttfer by raphec October 18, 2007

ButtFarmer

One who cultivates females' asses
> I love being a buttfarmer because I appreciate a nice, tight female ass so much!

> A buttfarmer's work is never done, but the reward of having cultivated asses that you can bounce a dime off of is worth it.
ButtFarmer by McPhatty April 26, 2006

Buttheart 

A more extreme and demeaning form of the insult "butthead". Can imply meager intelligence or simply someone being a meanie, but to the extreme! It is easily confused with butthead and is rarely used.
"That's not a square, that's a rhombus you buttheart!"
Buttheart by FaerieQueene52 November 9, 2011