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Burkerig
To repair or modify an existing mechanism, such as an automobile or Apple computer, with no professional training, knowledge, or ability. Often results in rendering the object useless and/or ineffective.
The air conditioning in the Santa Fe didn't seem to work, so he just Burkerigged under the hood. The only problem is that now the air conditioning still doesn't work and the car can only turn left.
Burkerig by Appleman69 April 19, 2010
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burkerini • burgering • Barkering • Bunkering • bummerini • Burgerific • Burgeritis • Burkelicious • Burkerig • burkini
clive barkering
Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.
clive barkering by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015
Barkering
barker
2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.
2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.
That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.
Barkering by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
Barkering
Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.
He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.
Barkering by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
Burgeritis
Burgeritis by Definition of evil February 28, 2018
burgering
To burger.. A savage mauling of a burger type sandwich often late at night and normally whilst intoxicated.
burgering by Alec & Dan August 6, 2007
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