Inflammation 

When your nose is stuffed and there's nothing to blow out.

Dude, these allergies have my nose all stuffed up. The inflammation is awful.

Inflammation by LilTransGirl June 21, 2018

Inflammation 

a localized physical condition in which part of the body becomes reddened, swollen, hot, and often painful, especially as a reaction to injury or infection.
What is inflammation? When your body encounters an offending agent (like viruses, bacteria or toxic chemicals) or suffers an injury, it activates your immune system. Your immune system sends out its first responders: inflammatory cells and cytokines (substances that stimulate more inflammatory cells).

You look like inflammation

Inflammation by michelahehe November 18, 2022

Acute Inflammation by Proxy

An STD classified by irritation of the genitalia, be it male or female, causing redness, swelling and in some cases itching of the: genitals, crotch, gooch and/or other surrounding regions.
"Red Dick of Death" (abbreviated "RDoD")

Barry- "Yo, I think Liz gave me acute inflammation by proxy..."
Gerard- "The Red Dick of Death? Sucks bro."
Barry- "Yeah i guess i gotta get checked, damn"

Acute Inflammation by Proxy by GoofyGoober21 March 8, 2011

Financial Inflammation 

The expressive embodiment of a financial cluster fuck of currency rates swelling to the point of no return and some nice financially crippling inflation for a glorious collapse of a corporate weenie fest and their massively disturbing but pricey load of economic fuck ups.

-I was paying some bills off but I noticed a strong feeling in my pants of financial inflammation, as I was physically experiencing the saying money burning a hole your pocket my credit score decided to take shit. The bulging girth of my wallet shrunk three sizes that day, so I decided to take a nice steamy loan on my credit score.

-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.

-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my ass.

Financial Inflammation by Wordweavers May 8, 2019

self-aggrandizing inflammation 

A educated Idiot....

How morbid it is to be a human being in today’s age
Forgiveness has decayed
Enmity and arrogances has plagued the minds of the educated..

how smart they must seem to themselves
But yet how unreasonable educated people have grown to be
So smart but yet so incompetent
The world is full of self-aggrandizing inflammation
I must see the change that is needed
It is imperative that I return to the humble student that is oblivious

self-aggrandizing inflammation by Tiger Teeth December 4, 2009

verbal inflammation 

A condition when someone talks about nonsense in excess that the tongue swells up preventing further waste of words.

I told Jay to shut up before he gets verbal inflammation!

verbal inflammation by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017

Inflatuation 

The stage in a relationship when it’s finally okay to fart.

Natalie and Bradley were on their first vacation together as a couple, when she let loose in the restaurant parking lot. He threw his arms around her and whispered into her ear, “We’re in it for the long haul now... this isn’t just love, it’s INFLATUATION.”

Inflatuation by Bratalie August 31, 2019