-I was paying some bills off but I noticed a strong feeling in my pants of financial inflammation, as I was physically experiencing the saying
money burning a hole your pocket my credit score decided to take
shit. The bulging girth of my wallet shrunk three sizes that day, so I decided to take a nice steamy loan on my credit score.
-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until
fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.
-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i
mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my
ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my
ass.