Barkering

barker

2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.

That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

Barkering

Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.

He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

clive barkering

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015

clive barkering

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

travis barkering

having anal intercourse in a 3 way while the other two men play her ass like a drum set with their dicks

me and my room mates decided to have a 3 way and i went anal and we started travis barkering that bitch

by nigger joe hoe fo sho October 18, 2011