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An oft-used adjective to describe someone who is woefully out of date with contemporary culture when it forces him to question his own narrow-minded world view. Decades of privilege and sheltered living (often in sheds after nights out) have led to a total state of paralysis when encountering new, yet widely-accepted, beliefs which progressively move society along.

Often screams 'political correctness gone mad' whilst admiring his organic veg box and blaming Meghan Markle for the decline of the British Empire. Used interchangeably with gammon.
God Nigel Farage is a total burgass.

Did you hear that burgass neighbour of ours shouting about eels?
burgass by Michael Burgass June 10, 2021
Words you can keep
A burger so good, so delicious, so mouth watering that you get an orgasm from eating it.
Jim: OHHHH
Hal: Jim why are your pants wet?

Jim: I just had a burgasm, that was amazing!
Hal: this burger must be good lemme try (bites burger) OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BRO
Burgasm by uvogin December 26, 2021
A burger-related orgasm.


After eating a burger and experiencing absolute satisfaction.
Laura - "Omg, I just had a burgasm after that McDonalds"

Sarah - "That tasted so good I almost burgasmed"
Burgasm

1) The feelings of sheer elation from experiencing what might be the best burger you have ever had in your life.

2) Enjoying a burger from what might be the mecca of all burger places.
hey you guys know i have been in search of the best burger in the D.C. Wandered over to Rogue States burger company and had one of their "No Burger No Cry" burgers. The burger was so juicy and delicious. I had a Burgasm.
Burgasm by Phillip Pino March 18, 2010

Having A Burgess 

Having a wank on some one else's bed!
Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed
Having A Burgess by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011
When you eat a hamburger/cheeseburger that is so good you practically have an orgasm.
That new Wendy's burger was so good I had a Burgasm.
Burgasm by UncleFrank December 16, 2008
The orgasmic-like emotion that one gets while eating a juicy yummy fat burger.

Ex: Salim and Mustafa had their first burgasm while eating cheeseburger at Dixie Chicken in College Station, Tx.
Burgasm by steve772001 October 18, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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