Stumpany

Jim should just call it stumpany, stupid company!

by uvogin December 20, 2021

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Pushing P

When you're trying to push pee out your phallicobject but there's so many guys in the bathroom and you're under pressure.

Jeff Bezos: Damn how long you been pushing p
Ryan Reynolds: I'm sorry if you'd stop looking at my pp it'd be easier

by uvogin February 28, 2022

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Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly

Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman

by uvogin May 21, 2022

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When you start a sentence and don't even know where it's going. You just find it along the way, an improv conversation. Improversation.

Sometimes I start talking and I don't know where it's going and I just find it along the way, an improversation.

by uvogin December 17, 2021

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it’s a word equivalent to another, ‘boat’, although instead of having sail masts it has huge hollow wolf heads in their place.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

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Jim: Hey did you see what happened to Eddie?
Dwight: uh no, I'm not up to speed in Stranger Things, nuts.

by uvogin July 17, 2022

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Lorem is another way of saying ‘the’.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

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