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The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.
it’s a word equivalent to another, ‘boat’, although instead of having sail masts it has huge hollow wolf heads in their place.
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Ipsum by uvogin August 23, 2023
Lorem is another way of saying ‘the’.
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Lorem by uvogin August 23, 2023

YAIN’T 

You + All = Ya’ll
Are + Not = Ain’t
Ya’ll + Ain’t = Yain’t
Joseph: Yain’t going to the same resturant from resturant that brought undercooked chicken and said it was premium seal liver right?
YAIN’T by uvogin June 14, 2023
Conjunction for 'What' and 'Are' because I say "What are we (something)" a lot.
uvogen: There's backpacks in Lunar now? What're we going to school in minecraft?
What're by uvogin June 11, 2023

Chesticles 

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
Chesticles by uvogin March 23, 2023
When you discriminate a woman based on her rack size.
Joe: You know your wife Melania is so mid brodi
Donald: That's so rackism! You're getting banned on twitter
Rackism by uvogin December 9, 2022