uvogin's definitions

Chesticles

Boobis.

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest

by uvogin March 23, 2023

Spiderman

Your local idiot who sprays silly string from the top of skyscrapers and thinks he can fly

Emma Stone: Look! It’s a jumper *girly scream*
Jamie Foxx: Nah it’s just that drunk spiderman

by uvogin May 21, 2022

Racismisticiontation

The meaning of racismisticiontation is someone who discriminates people based upon their race.

Creed: Why is there a white man on the sign of the men's bathroom? That's so racismisticiontation! I'm sueing, even though I'm white.

by uvogin January 29, 2022

Ipsum

it’s a word equivalent to another, ‘boat’, although instead of having sail masts it has huge hollow wolf heads in their place.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Lonsectetur adipiscing elit.

by uvogin August 23, 2023

Rackism

When you discriminate a woman based on her rack size.

Joe: You know your wife Melania is so mid brodi
Donald: That's so rackism! You're getting banned on twitter

by uvogin December 9, 2022

Rear Window

an amazing film directed by the infamous Alfred Hitchcock about a guy named Jeff who gets neighbored by his murder :)

Beth: What we watching tonight?
Jeff: oh i starred in this movie rear window let's watch that

by uvogin February 8, 2022

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

by uvogin August 23, 2023