bum-chutney 

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.

my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.

bum-chutney by rockout27 July 6, 2007

Bum Chutney 

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste

Bum Chutney by Banny August 7, 2003

Bum Chutney 

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

Bum Chutney by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025

Bum Chutney Ferret 

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

Bum Chutney Ferret by jakinator February 24, 2008

Chutney bum

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.

(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)

*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."

Chutney bum by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

bum chukney 

A water-based poo that can come out of your bottom.

Gay 1: Ah, thats better.
Gay 2: You better of got rid of your bum chukney, for tonight. ;)

bum chukney by Catnob January 1, 2014

bumchutney 

general silly idiot that talks a lot of shit- i thought of it to abuse my mates in bristol that talked a lot of crap

"ur so stupid ay?"
"yeah man, ur fulla bumchutney!"
"cheers guyz"

bumchutney by spanj June 2, 2004