winnets

the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough

shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets

by stevieb100 October 12, 2007

winnets

General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

winnets

Lee Finlay is in fact, a winnet.

A hairy piece of doo doo caught around a poo hole.

by Michelle Powers January 15, 2004

winnets

Another name for Winter

Darren Ediss is a winnit

by Darren Ediss March 27, 2003

winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

by Marty March 22, 2005

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

by Bob November 24, 2003

winnet

Dried shit stuck to your arse ring

Barrie Houghton is a Winnet

by Dangleberry February 18, 2005