bumchutney 

general silly idiot that talks a lot of shit- i thought of it to abuse my mates in bristol that talked a lot of crap

"ur so stupid ay?"
"yeah man, ur fulla bumchutney!"
"cheers guyz"

bumchutney by spanj June 2, 2004

Bum Chutney 

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste

Bum Chutney by Banny August 7, 2003

bum-chutney 

a more modern and effective word for describing having the shits.

my arse is on fire, ive been suffering from a cronic case of bum-chutney. or. oh jesus christ the dogs shot bum-chutney all over the skirting board again.

bum-chutney by rockout27 July 6, 2007

Bum Chutney Ferret 

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

Bum Chutney Ferret by jakinator February 24, 2008

Bum Chutney 

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

Bum Chutney by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025