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1.A Pak/Indo condiment made with spices.
2.A Carribean type of music.
I eat chutney on my rice.
by Salma January 25, 2004
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The substance that comes out of gay man's ass when he farts. A mixture of shit, semen, and vasoline.
Dude, that gay guy probably has to scrape the chutney off his wall every night.
by ReidG August 11, 2007
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Chutney
A type of music, made in mainly Guyana & Trinidad. This type of music has soca, and broken english broken down into it. The beat is usually fast. And something you can wine fast to. Chutney was made from the west indian people of Guyana and Trinidad.
by Extacy February 15, 2007
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An undefined part of anatomy used for comic effect
Get out or i'll kick you in the chutneys.
by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003
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Arse/Ass. Usually (but not exclusively) used when talking about homosexuality or anal sex. More often applicable to males, but can also be used with females.
Conor takes it up the chutney.
by Jeb O'Fallon November 21, 2016
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A human dildo that prefers anal sex, dates lesbians for fun, and enjoys incest on the sidelines.
Carl: Stop being a chutney you stole that poor lesbian girl's virginity
Tom: Well she was asking for it
Carl: Fine I forgive you however, it's gonna be awkward next time you have a family reunion with you're cousins.
by Bumble fuack April 16, 2017
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