A life consisting of dirtbikes, spades, and busted girls. Long socks and dickies are required. Metal Mullisha and SRH only. Worship Brian Deegan. Follow these instructions, and BROlife will be perfect lifestyle for you.
The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.
Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.
Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.
- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.
(n) An enforcer or officer of bro justice. If one is in violation of Bro Code, it is then possibly due to call the Brolice to either handle the situation or to enforce punishment on the erred Bro.
Jordan: Bro! I told you that I liked that girl, why are you trying to get her.
Seth: Shit dude, I'm sorry..
Jordan: Unnacceptable! I'm calling the Brolice!
A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.
„I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.