brolife

When a group of men go through their midlife crisis together; a noun or a verb.

Ted started losing his hair right after Barney so they're both in the middle of a brolife now.

by Lara Fraser C- May 30, 2008

BROlife

A life consisting of dirtbikes, spades, and busted girls. Long socks and dickies are required. Metal Mullisha and SRH only. Worship Brian Deegan. Follow these instructions, and BROlife will be perfect lifestyle for you.

Ryan: BROlife is the only life!

by cheddajack February 19, 2011

brolific

Producing brotherhood or bromance in large quantities or with great frequency

My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.

by Lamb Lamb July 22, 2010

broliterate

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009

Bro Life

The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship

-or-

Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.

- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.

by BRologni-BroBallsMan September 16, 2009

Brolice

(n) An enforcer or officer of bro justice. If one is in violation of Bro Code, it is then possibly due to call the Brolice to either handle the situation or to enforce punishment on the erred Bro.

Jordan: Bro! I told you that I liked that girl, why are you trying to get her.
Seth: Shit dude, I'm sorry..
Jordan: Unnacceptable! I'm calling the Brolice!

by GroceryStore October 23, 2010

brolifter

A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.

„I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“

by HorstSeehofer October 14, 2020