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brolifter

A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.
I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“
by HorstSeehofer October 14, 2020
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broliterate

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.
Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.
by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009
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brolisted

The friendzone, for girls.

When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"

"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."

"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
by leglesslegolegolas February 4, 2013
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brocifier

n. a friend who at certain points begins to suck.
Yo John use to be so cool, but ever since he's been goin out with that katie girl, he's become a total brocifier.
by Paddy Broham December 27, 2008
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blifter

A rather large Spliff,that is so big,if you smoke it yourself,you wil die of over-stonation
Originally used by O.Parsons
Woah, that's a fuck-off spliff, it's a BLIFTER
by james donnelly May 28, 2005
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Broliferation

An inordinate use of the word 'bro' cleverly inserted into words with o-sounds. "Bro"s have been known to use language of the sort, coming up with words like "broseph."
So I went to broger's today while listening to some broheed and cambria on the way to see my brocologist. Some qbroba sounds tasty. Where's broseph? Oh, he's in brohio.

Dude, that's a lot of broliferation in one sentence.
by DigIncubus1990 June 4, 2009
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brocifer

an extension of the word bro. The origin of the word is unknown. The original word was Lucifer and was combined with the word bro.
Brocifer did you hear what happened today?
by bealz johnson January 19, 2009
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