A lifelong companion who has seen you at your worst and helps you to be your best
A special person with whom to share the treasures, secrets & memories of life
Can be incredibly frustrating to deal with sometimes
But you wouldn't change him for anything in the world
Is always telling you the truth, knows you better than anyone else
You can be 100% yourself.
Uncomplicated, battery-charging, HOME.
He's your best friend. Never judging you no matter what shit you did.
IMPORTANT BRO-CODE RULES!
1. Have your bro's back, no matter what. You're no friend if you cannot watch out for him.
2. Anything a bro does in a drunken state is justified. Everything is forgiven for him. You shall make excuses for him whenever required, for he shall do the same when the time comes.
3. If your bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. In no case shall he be left hungry, or homeless.
4. A bro shall always be forgiven. Bros are for life, there is nothing a bro can do to deserve hatred. Unless he gets involved with your girlfriend. In that case, punch him in the face.
5. A bro always looks after another bro if he blacks out. He shall also tell him all that happened last night, however much bad it may be. Bros trust each other with their life, and it shall not be broken.
6. And most important: BROS BEFORE HOS. If any girl brings a mess in your bromance or even tries to destroy it, shoot her. This is Rule Nr. 1 and has to be followed no matter what.
A special person with whom to share the treasures, secrets & memories of life
Can be incredibly frustrating to deal with sometimes
But you wouldn't change him for anything in the world
Is always telling you the truth, knows you better than anyone else
You can be 100% yourself.
Uncomplicated, battery-charging, HOME.
He's your best friend. Never judging you no matter what shit you did.
IMPORTANT BRO-CODE RULES!
1. Have your bro's back, no matter what. You're no friend if you cannot watch out for him.
2. Anything a bro does in a drunken state is justified. Everything is forgiven for him. You shall make excuses for him whenever required, for he shall do the same when the time comes.
3. If your bro is broke, the bro code demands you to treat him. In no case shall he be left hungry, or homeless.
4. A bro shall always be forgiven. Bros are for life, there is nothing a bro can do to deserve hatred. Unless he gets involved with your girlfriend. In that case, punch him in the face.
5. A bro always looks after another bro if he blacks out. He shall also tell him all that happened last night, however much bad it may be. Bros trust each other with their life, and it shall not be broken.
6. And most important: BROS BEFORE HOS. If any girl brings a mess in your bromance or even tries to destroy it, shoot her. This is Rule Nr. 1 and has to be followed no matter what.
bro4life is bro4life, period.
by TheBroCodeBro February 12, 2022