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Breastesses 

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.
Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!
Breastesses by Gil December 9, 2003

breasteses 

word used by men who cannot correctly enunciate plural nouns that end with the letter S.
Dude, that fox has some nice breasts but why you got to add all those unnecessary syllables? Breasts is only one syllable...breasteses = breast-e-ses...count 'em!
breasteses by nerakrepooc October 25, 2006

Breastest 

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.
She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.
Breastest by Asnogordo May 30, 2018

breastimistic 

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.
Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?
breastimistic by kooljess702 November 4, 2017

breastistes 

Female mammary glands, titties, jugs ect.
My God, Magnum! Take a gander at those breastises!
breastistes by aegis June 18, 2003

breastststs 

Basically, another word for breasts,hooters,ta-tas,gazongas,etc. It is usually only used with girls who posess exceptionally large breasts...The extra "st-st-s" are heavily accented to allow hilarity to ensue.
Damn dawg, her breastststs be lookin 'mighty fine...
breastststs by Neo2129 June 16, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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