When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.
Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?
When a black man acts so crazy and talks to himself that they just gotta have a term for it. Usually is talking to his long lost mama and the dad he never had.
Me: "Hey dude why is Tyrone talking to himself?
Tyrone's Doctor: "He's got a severe case of Schizoniggia. The worst i've ever seen.
When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.
"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."
Buy a
Frame Squeezer
mug!
When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.
Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"
