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Definitions by kooljess702

Schizoniggia 

When a black man acts so crazy and talks to himself that they just gotta have a term for it. Usually is talking to his long lost mama and the dad he never had.
Me: "Hey dude why is Tyrone talking to himself?
Tyrone's Doctor: "He's got a severe case of Schizoniggia. The worst i've ever seen.
Schizoniggia by kooljess702 May 23, 2019

breastimistic 

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.
Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?
breastimistic by kooljess702 November 4, 2017

fruity facial 

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.
Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"
fruity facial by kooljess702 August 29, 2017

Frame Squeezer 

When someone with a shitty computer tries to get as best as they can out of their 10 year old graphics card.
"Hey that guy is a Frame Squeezer. Just look at that GTX 760."
Frame Squeezer by kooljess702 July 29, 2017