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Breathist 

(bree-th ist) Someone who is vehemently opposed, to the sounds, another person makes whilst breathing.
The sound of my breathing makes you angry? Is that really true? Are you....a.....Breathist??

breastfast 

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)
as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife
breastfast by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breastitude 

The amplitude of a wamen's bouncing breasts.
Arthur - "Did you see how that babes tits were bouncing"
Gerald - "Yeah man, she had a large breastitude for sure"

breaststroke 

a type of stroke in swimming where girls open their legs wide and guys swim behind them pretending not to look
breaststroke is my favorite stroke because i swim behind laura
breaststroke by mlett June 25, 2013

Theory of Breastitivity 

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.
Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.
Theory of Breastitivity by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

beastist 

a person who believes that a particular species is superior to another.
"I hate bears" is a example of being a beastist
beastist by Mob Kawn October 19, 2015
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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