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Breastest 

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.
She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.
Breastest by Asnogordo May 30, 2018
Words you can keep

breastest 

A partner in crime when hard at work.
How bout' it there breastest?
breastest by Bresto September 3, 2016

Bestest Bud

(Often confused for a bestest friend or bestest buddy. Although there may be some overlap between the three, it is quite an insult to call a Bestest Bud, or the tandem, anything other than their proper name). This is truly someone you care about. They are always there for you no matter what. They can always make you laugh and know how and when to put a smile on your face. Although it may take you some time before you realize that you are in fact Bestest Buds, it will definitely be worth the wait. Bestest Buds are usually met in the strangest of places(Michael Scott's office) and you bond over the most simplest of things(hangman). You can tell them anything knowing that they will not judge you and will give good heartfelt advise when needed. This is someone who you watch movies and have amazing adventures with. Your Bestest Bud is someone who you can be silent with, and it will never be awkward. A Bestest Bud is someone who you can fall asleep on(both literally and figuratively speaking) and not worry about them getting upset rather they just know that you're tired and say goodnight anyways. Bestest Buds are unstoppable when together, so NEVER try and get in their way. This is someone who you hope to keep as a life long friend, forever. I <3 my Bestest Bud. :)
Evan: " So what, are you and Shlow best friends now?"
Me: " HEY! Watch yourself! That's Bestest Buds to you bucko.
Evan: "..."

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Me: " I couldn't ask for a more fun, kind, and sweet Bestest Bud than mine, Chloe. :)
Bestest Bud by CW2CS June 6, 2010

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

bestesta 

he might be the bestest, but im the bestesta!!
bestesta by orr boogzy January 4, 2009

Breasketball 

The sport in which often a male tries to throw a spherical or cylindrical object, typically a coin, gumball, wad of paper, or popcorn, down a woman's displayed cleavage.

This sport originates from a middle or high school pastime of boys simply being bored and wanting to play basketball with girls. The lack of a basket caused men to use women's cleavage (note can also be played with an overweight man). It has spread to the public and is a common occurrence when friends chill with females.
Baker made popcorn for her friends, and Howard decided to take advantage of the opportunity and play breasketball with Baker's 34B's.

"Dude, look at her shirt."

"Nice. Let's play breasketball. One-on-one."

basketball
Breasketball by Guan Zhang April 9, 2010

Bestestest 

Ken deserves the best of the bestestest
Bestestest by Kindashady April 4, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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