Sarcastic term for da ultra-acute auditory sensors dat boob-loving dudes possess; said sound-detectors are always aware of da faint snapping and/or sliding sounds of da elastic straps on upper-body undergarments as they're being put on or removed by any nearby bosomy chicks, and so da softness-craving stud then hastily rushes over to thirstingly "squeeze theeze" for a few moments before said chesty female has a chance to cover up her "baby-feeder treasures" again.
Having brassiears is all well and good for a guy, but he should also acquire a very gentle delicate grasp-capability with his eager hands when savoring "The Girls", so dat da big-titted ladies in his life will feel more willing and confident about letting him touch their bountiful but very vulnerable-'n'-sensitive chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO November 20, 2022
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Sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell brassiere. Hardly any store advertises or customers ask for brassieres today. It's simply bra.
Sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell brassiere. Hardly any store advertises or customers ask for brassieres today. It's simply bra.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.
My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Get the Brassiere mug.A garment worn under the clothes used to "lift and separate" a female's breasts. The names comes from bracière, the old french word referring to arm protector. The brassiere replaced corsets as the female undergarment around the 1900s, when it was most likely developed by Herminie Cadolle. This term is now archaic however and the garment is simply referred to as a "bra," which is french for "arm". Brassiere is only useful when one needs to refer to bras in code:
Eliza: So Laura do you want to go shopping for brassieres tomorrow?
Laura: Alright, that sounds good.
Mike: What's a brassiere?
Eliza: ... really long gloves. It means arm protector in french.
Laura: Alright, that sounds good.
Mike: What's a brassiere?
Eliza: ... really long gloves. It means arm protector in french.
by whimaway September 25, 2010
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Commonly shouted about in this manner: "It's cold as hell outside!! Don't forget to put on your ear brassiere!" (Which was a typical quote from this writer's salty and sassy Scorpio mother, whose pseudonym would rightly be: LadyDayFan.)
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