191 definitions by Richard Black
Wait, Myrna, turn in here at the corner drug. I need to get some butch wax before we go to the prom.
by Richard Black March 19, 2005
n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies.
With his endowment measuring in excess of ten inches, Tyrone had made Brie Ann's quim commodious and accommodating to the largest penis in the city. His techniques developed her labia muscles to contract at the most opportune time; therefore, Brie Ann was said to have the quim de la quim. Because of such acclaim when the need arose, he had no trouble pimping for her.
by Richard Black April 29, 2005
A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.
Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.
by Richard Black March 18, 2005
In some porn shops professionally drilled penis holes with painted lips, heads, butts for the purpose of anonymous sex in the form of fellatio or buggery.
Beware, the guy on the other side might be straight and have a lit cigarette!
Beware, the guy on the other side might be straight and have a lit cigarette!
Jimmy learned to wait for a signal from the other side of the stall wall where the glory hole was.
His horniness suddenly left him when he stuck his cock through the glory hole and a straight guy touched the head of his cock with a lit cigarette.
His horniness suddenly left him when he stuck his cock through the glory hole and a straight guy touched the head of his cock with a lit cigarette.
by Richard Black March 3, 2005
Two gays walked down Lovers Lane early Sunday morning looking for fresh scumbags for a morning appetizer.
by Richard Black March 2, 2005
Senator Byrd of WV used the term 'white nigger' on the floor of the U. S. Senate. It is in the congressional record and was used as in the above definition with reference to people being on welfare, foodstamps, medicade, etc. The term 'white nigger' is in the Congressional Record and the senator was not reprimanded for using it.
by Richard Black February 27, 2005
n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.
"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."
Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"
Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"
by Richard Black June 27, 2005