Brain injury; Head-pounding, stomach churning hangover during which the only option one has is to lay in bed miserable for the better portion of a day. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking with a late night visit to Taco Bell or Wendy's. Person suffering from a brainjury often wakes up over the legal limit.
What happenedlast night? All I know is I woke up in nothing but a pair of argyle socks, a bag of chalupas in the fridge, and so much brainjury I couldn't move.
Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.
When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.
n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.
I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.
A gap, interruption, or uncontrolled shift in a chain of thought resulting in a lull, pause, and/or blank stare during oral communication and sometimes involving the loss of short term memory.
Everyone at the meeting waited for Jim's response as he finally snapped out of his odd gaze into an unseen abyss. "Sorry", he said, "I just had a brainfart, what were we talking about?".