brainjury 

Pronunciation: brain-jury

Brain injury; Head-pounding, stomach churning hangover during which the only option one has is to lay in bed miserable for the better portion of a day. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking with a late night visit to Taco Bell or Wendy's. Person suffering from a brainjury often wakes up over the legal limit.

What happened last night? All I know is I woke up in nothing but a pair of argyle socks, a bag of chalupas in the fridge, and so much brainjury I couldn't move.

brainjury by shaked June 22, 2009

brainsurfing

Randomly and quickly accessing thoughts, ideas, dreams or anything else in your head, usually for no apparent reason.

channel surfing for your brain.

I was listening to that R.E.M. record and was brainsurfing remembering everything that happened that summer.

brainsurfing by MigraineFarm August 3, 2007

binjury 

-(noun) An injury discovered the morning after a night of heavy drinking that one has no memory of receiving. Adjective form is "binjured."

When Dallas came to a painful, hazy form of consciousness late Sunday morning, he noticed his legs were missing and exclaimed, "Oh wow, that's one hell of a binjury!"

binjury by Oh Wow February 19, 2007

blainjury 

to be inexplicably injured in an athletic event. To injure oneself

mark tried to catch the ball but suffered a blainjury when he tripped over his own feet.

blainjury by duren May 25, 2010

binjury time 

The time of day or night when, after many hours drinking, injury or injurys through falling over, bumping into things or being offensive to someone, is bound to happen.
Should really be spelt "bingery time".

Oooh.
Have to seen that scab on Dave's head? I think it happened in binjury time.

binjury time by Ed (snuggles) Brooks October 14, 2005

Binjury 

An injury that occurs while binge drinking, but due to the amount of alcohol consumed, doesn't become painful until the morning after.

1 AM...Woman one is drunk, waiting in line for the bathroom and standing with her hand on a door jam she moves to let some one pass and the door slamms on her thumb.

Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?

Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!

8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.

Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?

Woman two: Uhh Yeah

Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed

Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!

Binjury by thegranitehills May 20, 2010

braineurysm 

An aneurysm of the brain so intense it affects its capacity to function on a mental level. Usually temporary, subsiding after time has passed, not unlike a brain fart

"Oh, uh, whar? I was supposed to be in at 10? It totally slipped my mind -- I must have had a braineurysm."

braineurysm by Simian Lodge May 11, 2019