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philosophical

Relating or devoted to the study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence
"philosophical discussions about free will"
by Mysterious Queen Slays April 22, 2018
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Philosophical Moderate

An individual who does not allow emotions to over take facts, while at the same time not allowing facts to minimize how someone else feels. They are open to discussions, ideas and conversations; and view debates as useful friction. All facets of life are contextual, however, with classic modes of being, trends and stories that can be used as sign posts or guidance (See pragmatism, and stoicism).
James never lost his temper when someone shared a differing opinion from his own. After all he was a philosophical moderate and relished diverse thoughts.
by ModernMichael June 11, 2020
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Philosophical nigga

A nigga who knows his shit. And always passes the joint to a homi in need. Always the one to resort to peaceful means of gang banging a hoe. Never goes anywhere’s with there case on global warming. And finally is a nigga you can trust.
by Sexy face nigga April 8, 2019
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philosophical drunk

AKA drunken Socrates
A person whom after becoming intoxicated engages in very deep philosophical conversations. Philosophical drunks are generaly powerless alone yet if more than one are present, these conversations can last hours if not days giving non-philosophical drunks early hang-overs.
Fred is a nice guy, but when he gets drinking he turns into a philosophical drunk and wont shut up.
by Trasaris May 24, 2006
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Philosophical Gangsta

An educated person that still has the ghetto where they are from within their blood. This person thinks critically and intellectually observes natural things in life as more than something normal in the world. Discussing politics and understanding the base knowledge of other peoples concepts before sharing an idea.
Sitting down and leaking ideas on to a piece of paper without thinking, just letting your pen think for you, this is a Philosophical Gangsta.
by Sad~Eyez TheAlienTongue January 4, 2009
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Philosophical Wank

When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.
"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"
by Socratesticles July 16, 2020
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philosophical shit

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.
"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978
by Ziraxis August 24, 2016
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