Brainshart

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.

When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.

by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009

Brainshart

Your mistakes have caused issues for those around you.

When dexter brainsharts, the entire class ends up paying for it in detention.

by Pinkchicken May 7, 2022