braineurysm 

An aneurysm of the brain so intense it affects its capacity to function on a mental level. Usually temporary, subsiding after time has passed, not unlike a brain fart

"Oh, uh, whar? I was supposed to be in at 10? It totally slipped my mind -- I must have had a braineurysm."

braineurysm by Simian Lodge May 11, 2019

braineurism 

1. An idea

2. A thought

Hey, I just had a braineurism. Remember when we were talking about that thing earlier, you could do this and it'd be a lot easier.

braineurism by logikality November 7, 2011

braneuysm 

When you malfunction eating Bran cereal.

I had a huge braneuysm this morning. I don't feel like myself anymore.

braneuysm by Huggable_Marsh November 1, 2018

Brainurism 

The moment when your brain has an aneurysm and words don’t work

Dude I think Jeff just had a brainurism

Brainurism by Jordon227 July 7, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004