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bought it 

Local yokel's bought it!
bought it by dailenth January 11, 2021
Words you can keep
A girl who either is/acts like/or dresses like a real hooker-broad
Damn, girl, you look like a real bought-it in those little ass boy shorts.
bought-it by lilmama007 July 12, 2006

Daddy Bought It Mobile 

A small, affordable, sporty automobile. Common examples include the Mazda Miata, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Ford Mustang; in especially affluent neighborhoods, the Audi TT roadster and BMW Z3 Coupe are popular selections. The typical driver of a Daddy Bought It Mobile will be under 20 years old, female, with bleached blonde hair. As one can expect from the phrase, the driver of the car is rarely, if ever, the buyer. The buyer is the driver's father, an aging yuppie who only wants the best for his daughter (and has spoiled her completely rotten in the process). The Daddy Bought It Mobile is easily confused with the Mid-Life Crisis Mobile; the easiest way to tell the two cars apart is that the Daddy Bought It Mobile will likely have something shiny dangling from the rear-view mirror (Mardi Gras beads are the prevalent choice).
Dude, look at Stephanie driving her new Daddy Bought It Mobile. I know she's trying to look cool, but she's been a total prick ever since she got it.

you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.
I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

We bought it to snort it 

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.
Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

Only bought this dress, so you could take it off. 

This is lyrics from Taylor swift's song ''dress''. (Album: "reputation") This is clearly her most sexualized lyrics from her music career, this lyrics also caused a huge shock in fandom.
Joe Alwyn: -Wow awesome dress, honey
Taylor Swift: - Thanks sweetie, only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit 

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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