yokel 

A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.

Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

yokel by kmewzaz June 17, 2008

yokel 

peasant, hick, hayseed

yokel by Larstait November 6, 2003

Yokel 

A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.

"Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."

Yokel by Ranga McFip October 13, 2004

yokel 

a rural person = country bumpkin

Some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier.

yokel by Light Joker October 16, 2005

yokel 

A bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)Some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named Cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) Can be a diss for somebody living in the country.

I heard alabama's full of Yokels up in tha boonies.

yokel by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

Yokel 

a farmer type bum.. often called "Cletus" (Character from The Simpsons)

The Yokel Says, "Hey Ma, The rain is here!"

Ryan W or Cletus is a full dang yokel! dang right!

Yokel by ryan walsh May 3, 2005

yokel 

A hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.Incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).

Good kind sir :Sheesh lynchy get off my damn roof
Yokel lynchy: Yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.
Good Kind Sir: errr wat
yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy

yokel by Not Ben (luis did it) July 10, 2006