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A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.
Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
by kmewzaz June 17, 2008
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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A general term given to any inbred, red-necked hick.
"Some foks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel."
by Ranga McFip October 13, 2004
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Some smelly yokel came in and tried to flirt with the cashier.
by Light Joker October 16, 2005
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A bucktoothed,hillbilly, river rat, (slack jawwed yokel)Some1 who was born in tha country and isnt street smart. talks with a goofy southern accent.eats squirell. usually named Cletis(tha slack jawwed yokel) Can be a diss for somebody living in the country.
I heard alabama's full of Yokels up in tha boonies.
by hatabitchsmacka February 05, 2004
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A hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.Incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).
Good kind sir :Sheesh lynchy get off my damn roof
Yokel lynchy: Yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.
Good Kind Sir: errr wat
yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy
by Not Ben (luis did it) July 08, 2006
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