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bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

Bedazzle 

(v)The art of taking ordinary things and making them EXTRAORDINARY by adding sparkles, rhinestones, glitter, stars, beads, etc. For some it is a way of life.
He is the knight in bedazzled armor, he leaves sparkles wherever he goes.
Bedazzle by NatalieCatalie April 17, 2009

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !
shirt guido jewels bedazzled
Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010
Also called rhinestones, or sequins to make them sound more classy. They are attached to ridiculous clothing, which makes the person wearing the clothing look like they received a bedazzler for their birthday.
Bro1: "Yo bro check out my new ed hardy shirt"
Bro2: "Sick bedazzles dude"
Bro1: "Thanks deet"
bedazzles by youngyalch January 2, 2012

boondazzle

Blown away by someone's actions or thoughts.
I was boondazzled when Leroy tried to run from the blue-boyz after being cuffed!

Einstein's theories still boondazzle scientists to this day.
boondazzle by Big D November 5, 2004

boredizzle

Bob: Hey whats up?
Jon: not much, im boredizzle.
boredizzle by Boredizzle_Masta December 4, 2007