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bedazzler 

Famous for his fantabulous club gear. He's known to dress thooooper and is quite popular with the young boys.
bedazzler by Anonymous March 21, 2003

bedazzler 

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!
Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.
bedazzler by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.
I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils
She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.
bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Bedazzle 

(v)The art of taking ordinary things and making them EXTRAORDINARY by adding sparkles, rhinestones, glitter, stars, beads, etc. For some it is a way of life.
He is the knight in bedazzled armor, he leaves sparkles wherever he goes.
Bedazzle by NatalieCatalie April 17, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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