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Birdrat
A mid thirties male, usually a degenerate gambler, living at his mom's basement, usually very loud like a bumblebee dongo, who is characterized by perpetual kushingout and snitching on his fellow coworkers. This person usually loves chocolates and scratching cash4life tickets. Annoying as fuck
Birdrat by Grizzlyeeee February 13, 2014
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Bordr • bordrism • border hopper • border • bord • Bordens • border bunny • Border Patrol • bordel • Border Collie
bordello dweller
1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution
2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females
3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades
2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females
3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades
When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.
bordello dweller by JiggyWitchyPoo December 2, 2019
Border Gore
Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.
USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent
Germany: But that would create so much border gore!
Germany: But that would create so much border gore!
Border Gore by oscarnout August 25, 2016
send a mexican across the border
send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022
Bordinal
-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
borderline-suicidal
When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.
borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently
Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently
Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
borderline-suicidal by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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