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bonersexual 

A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises
Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners
bonersexual by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015
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bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.
She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!

bonesexual 

One who finds bones to be the most attractive part of a human.
Guy 1: Damn, look at that ass!
Guy 2: No, look at those bones!
Guy 1: Man you're bonesexual.
bonesexual by DreamingofWangDoodles January 17, 2016

Bowsersexual 

To be sexualy atracted to Bowser, the main antagonist/villain from the Mario (videogame) franchise.
I'm soooo Bowsersexual, I wish he would kidnap me instead of Peach.
Bowsersexual by aqua_ December 4, 2015

bakersexual 

A delusional Browns fan that is completely cucked by Baker Mayfield. No amount of him over throwing WRs or his wife attacking on social media can break the love these folks have of Baker.
The Bakersexuals are barking loud for the Browns to resign Baker.
bakersexual by LBHinAvon February 4, 2022

Beersexual 

A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.
"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"

"yeah man, those beersexuals really got into it!"
Beersexual by Chillerx September 23, 2009

Benesexual

Adjective
1. Being only romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit a person beyond normality.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit them beyond normality.
"My daughter is crazy for the boys, Elaine!"

"Actually, mother, I'm crazy for anyone who can bring me great fortune and even lots of money. I'm Benesexual, so, if I'm not getting anything out of it, I'm not with them."
Benesexual by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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