Bowsersexual

To be sexualy atracted to Bowser, the main antagonist/villain from the Mario (videogame) franchise.

I'm soooo Bowsersexual, I wish he would kidnap me instead of Peach.

by aqua_ December 4, 2015

bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

bonersexual

A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises

Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners

by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015

Bowiesexual

An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.

She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.

by Ballsy1 May 26, 2023

Bosesexual

Someone who is obsessed with Bose products.

Bill: Hey Bob check out my sweet new Beats headphones aren’t they cool? All the professional athletes get paid to wear them so you know they are good!

Bob: Beats are overhyped garbage, anyone who knows anything knows Bose is where it’s at.

Bill: Oh Bob, get over yourself, you’re such a Bosesexual!

by CalmerThanYouAre May 15, 2020

Bowiesexual

An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.

She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.

by Ballsy1 May 26, 2023