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bowiesexual 

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.
Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012
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bowiesexual 

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.
Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

bonersexual 

A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises
Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners
bonersexual by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015

Bowiesexual 

An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.
She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.
Bowiesexual by Ballsy1 May 26, 2023

Bosesexual 

Someone who is obsessed with Bose products.
Bill: Hey Bob check out my sweet new Beats headphones aren’t they cool? All the professional athletes get paid to wear them so you know they are good!

Bob: Beats are overhyped garbage, anyone who knows anything knows Bose is where it’s at.

Bill: Oh Bob, get over yourself, you’re such a Bosesexual!

Bowiesexual 

An uncommon paraphilia characterized by experiencing intense sexual feelings when exposed to anything related to David Bowie such as audio recordings and still or moving images. The term was first coined by noted humanist, Dr. Tash, in 2023.
She's a Bowiesexual, so all I have to do is put on his greatest hits and disrobe.
Bowiesexual by Ballsy1 May 26, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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