Bosesexual

Someone who is obsessed with Bose products.

Bill: Hey Bob check out my sweet new Beats headphones aren’t they cool? All the professional athletes get paid to wear them so you know they are good!

Bob: Beats are overhyped garbage, anyone who knows anything knows Bose is where it’s at.

Bill: Oh Bob, get over yourself, you’re such a Bosesexual!

by CalmerThanYouAre May 15, 2020

bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

btssexual

Being only attracted to BTS and your standers are up to high so your single forever.

Person 1: “Wanna go out sometime?”

Person 2: “Sorry, I’m BTSsexual (ﾟ∀ﾟ).”
Person 1: “I- okay bye.”

by Yoongi._.simply September 29, 2020

bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

boxsexual

To be sexually attracted to boxes.

"That came in a sexy box"
"You what??"
"Oh didn't you know? I'm a boxsexual"

by Well Box human September 20, 2017

Beesexual

Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees

Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again

by Cabomar February 12, 2021

Boozesexual

A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."

"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."

by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012