Bosesexual

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Someone who is obsessed with Bose products.

Bill: Hey Bob check out my sweet new Beats headphones aren’t they cool? All the professional athletes get paid to wear them so you know they are good!

Bob: Beats are overhyped garbage, anyone who knows anything knows Bose is where it’s at.

Bill: Oh Bob, get over yourself, you’re such a Bosesexual!

Bosesexual by CalmerThanYouAre May 15, 2020

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bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

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Related Words

Bosesexual • RoséSexual • Josesexual • bonesexual • Boshsexual • bosssexual • bote-sexual • bikesexual • Beesexual • bobsexual

btssexual

Being only attracted to BTS and your standers are up to high so your single forever.

Person 1: “Wanna go out sometime?”

Person 2: “Sorry, I’m BTSsexual (ﾟ∀ﾟ).”
Person 1: “I- okay bye.”

btssexual by Yoongi._.simply September 29, 2020

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bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

bowiesexual by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

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boxsexual

To be sexually attracted to boxes.

"That came in a sexy box"
"You what??"
"Oh didn't you know? I'm a boxsexual"

boxsexual by Well Box human September 20, 2017

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Beesexual

Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees

Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again

Beesexual by Cabomar February 12, 2021

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Boozesexual

A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."

"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."

Boozesexual by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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