Benesexual

Adjective
1. Being only romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit a person beyond normality.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit them beyond normality.
"My daughter is crazy for the boys, Elaine!"

"Actually, mother, I'm crazy for anyone who can bring me great fortune and even lots of money. I'm Benesexual, so, if I'm not getting anything out of it, I'm not with them."
by MoreFakeSexualities February 09, 2016
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Nol

(Adj) Weird, abnormal, or in any way out of the ordinary.
"That hot-dog man just put a hot dog in between two buns."

"How nol."
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Secresexual

Adjective

1. Being romantically or sexually attracted to someone where both partners know everything about each other, all secrets and stories out in the open for each other.

Noun
1. A personal romantically or sexually attracted to someone where both partners know everything about each other, all secrets and stories out in the open.
"So, do you like boys or girls?"

"I like whoever I trust with all of my secrets! I'm Secresexual after all."
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Creasexual

Adjective
1. Being romantically or sexually attracted to someone who you do not know well, or strangers altogether so that one may learn new things about someone as their relationship goes on.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically and sexually attracted to people they do not know well or at all, so their relationship becomes mysterious and more of a rush.
"Elaine, why are you holding hands with this girl? I thought you liked boys, and I've never even seen her before!"

"Well, mom, a part of being Creasexual is having passion for people I know nothing about, so dating them is mysterious and fun!"
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Absexual

Adjective

1. Being away from/off any path towards a romantic or sexual relationship to such a high degree that the person will avoid people altogether to ensure that they're single forever.

Noun
1. A person who avoids any form of romantic or sexual relationships and will avoid people altogether to ensure that they stay single forever.
"What's up with Angela? She isn't coming out of her room."

"Well, she told me that she's avoiding people because she's 'Absexual'."
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