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bederosexual 

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."
"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."
bederosexual by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010

Beersexual 

A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.
"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"

"yeah man, those beersexuals really got into it!"
Beersexual by Chillerx September 23, 2009

bonersexual 

A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises
Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners
bonersexual by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015

Benesexual

Adjective
1. Being only romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit a person beyond normality.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit them beyond normality.
"My daughter is crazy for the boys, Elaine!"

"Actually, mother, I'm crazy for anyone who can bring me great fortune and even lots of money. I'm Benesexual, so, if I'm not getting anything out of it, I'm not with them."
Benesexual by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016

endersexual 

the act of being sexually attracted to the enderdragon from minecraft.
You know the kid in second block whos weird? hes endersexual!

Bendosexual 

A Bendosexual is someone who changes there sexuality constantly. This is not to be confused with a novosexual as brendosexuals are just going though a phase. Brendosexuals will claim there gay and have always been gay and will always be gay then go out with a girl and claim they have always been straight. They are usually unpleasant people and majorly defensive about there sexuality. They are complete ass holes.
Bendosexual: I'm straight.

Person: ok... But wernt you gay yesterday?

Brendosexual: no, your imagining things, I've always been straight.

Next day

Brendosexual: I'm pan
Person: wernt you just straight?

Brendosexual: shut up! Nothing but love matters in a relationship.

Person: ok... Sure... How did you know u were pan?

Brendosexual: thought I was straight then I saw some people online talking about how cool being pan sexual was and so now I'm pan.

Person: are u sure ur not just pan curious? Like you don't know your sexuality?

Brendosexual: JUST GO AND KILL YOURSELF GAWD!!

Person: NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE!! your such a Brendosexual!
Bendosexual by Aim4insane April 19, 2016