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bendersexual 

A bender sexual is a straight man who does incredibly camp or homosexual things.
Look at what Brians doing.”

“What a bendersexual
bendersexual by Enak mcgee January 26, 2024
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bederosexual 

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."
"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."
bederosexual by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010

Beersexual 

A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.
"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"

"yeah man, those beersexuals really got into it!"
Beersexual by Chillerx September 23, 2009

bonersexual 

A homosexual who is obsessed with erect penises
Look at those bonersexuals swordfighting with their boners
bonersexual by LeTomTornadoes March 30, 2015

Benesexual

Adjective
1. Being only romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit a person beyond normality.

Noun
1. A person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who can benefit them beyond normality.
"My daughter is crazy for the boys, Elaine!"

"Actually, mother, I'm crazy for anyone who can bring me great fortune and even lots of money. I'm Benesexual, so, if I'm not getting anything out of it, I'm not with them."
Benesexual by MoreFakeSexualities September 22, 2016

endersexual 

the act of being sexually attracted to the enderdragon from minecraft.
You know the kid in second block whos weird? hes endersexual!
endersexual by tunac asserole May 22, 2018

Bendosexual 

A Bendosexual is someone who changes there sexuality constantly. This is not to be confused with a novosexual as brendosexuals are just going though a phase. Brendosexuals will claim there gay and have always been gay and will always be gay then go out with a girl and claim they have always been straight. They are usually unpleasant people and majorly defensive about there sexuality. They are complete ass holes.
Bendosexual: I'm straight.

Person: ok... But wernt you gay yesterday?

Brendosexual: no, your imagining things, I've always been straight.

Next day

Brendosexual: I'm pan
Person: wernt you just straight?

Brendosexual: shut up! Nothing but love matters in a relationship.

Person: ok... Sure... How did you know u were pan?

Brendosexual: thought I was straight then I saw some people online talking about how cool being pan sexual was and so now I'm pan.

Person: are u sure ur not just pan curious? Like you don't know your sexuality?

Brendosexual: JUST GO AND KILL YOURSELF GAWD!!

Person: NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE!! your such a Brendosexual!
Bendosexual by Aim4insane April 19, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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