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Bowflex Bill 

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account
a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.
Bowflex Bill by XdfX October 14, 2007
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Boflexing 

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.
Boflexing by Screwed over September 3, 2013

biflexible 

bi(sexual) + flexible

A person who isn't necessarily bisexual, but has its tendencies.
I'm am biflexible.
biflexible by Fili April 19, 2004
A home gym. Has rods instead of weights. Power rods that is.
Jacob Hill owns a bowflex. He is strong.
Bowflex by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004

bowflexmaster 

A really ripped guy that works out on the bowflex to the point of mastering it. His diet consists of cheeseburgers.

He has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.
Man 1: Holy shit! How is that guy so muscular?!
Man 2: I heard he uses the Bowflex PowerPro.
Man 1: Damn I gotta get me one of those!"
bowflexmaster by Weeeeeee! July 7, 2005
Former male lover, present male friend.
My boyflex and I are going to get some drinks...
boyflex by Kaichester August 29, 2009