Bowflex Bill

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account
a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.
by XdfX October 14, 2007
mugGet the Bowflex Bill mug.

Puppy

A puppy is a person, usually a man, who is weak and frail and would probably get his ass kicked on any street block in the world. What started as an attempt to bust someones balls, my boy PH, was texting in T9 word to his boy and was trying to type "pussy". Of course "puppy" came up instead and the word was born.
You not goin to the gym in the morning? What a puppy!

The "Ace" is a puppy for getting his nose knocked on the wrong side of his face.
by XdfX January 04, 2009
mugGet the Puppy mug.