boyflex

Former male lover, present male friend.

My boyflex and I are going to get some drinks...

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

Boyflux

A genderflux person who's male gender identity intensity fluctuates. So one day they might feel 100% like a boy, the next only 50%, then maybe 80%, then the next day feel nonbinary(0%)

Aaron’s feelings of being masculine fluctuate a lot, so he identifies as boyflux and he uses both he/him and they/them pronouns.

by AwesomeGirlie33 March 8, 2021

Bowflex Bill

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account

a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.

by XdfX October 14, 2007

Boflexing

When you wife gets caught cheating.

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.

by Screwed over September 3, 2013

Bowflex

A home gym. Has rods instead of weights. Power rods that is.

Jacob Hill owns a bowflex. He is strong.

by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004

bowflexmaster

A really ripped guy that works out on the bowflex to the point of mastering it. His diet consists of cheeseburgers.

He has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.

Man 1: Holy shit! How is that guy so muscular?!
Man 2: I heard he uses the Bowflex PowerPro.
Man 1: Damn I gotta get me one of those!"

by Weeeeeee! July 7, 2005

The Bowflex

A sexual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. In a missionary position, grab the female partner's left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her ass. Pull her ass up off the bed so that you're on your elbow. Position yourself, and push your body off the ground on your tip-toes. As you pump downward, pull her body upward with your hand under her ass, and use your left hand to keep her from sliding away.

"I gave Maria the Bowflex for like an hour last night."

by Vizi April 2, 2008