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bodily fluids 

The sex fluids that will flow either from a males penis or a womens vagina or both, usually during sex
After I fucked her I noticed her pussy was wet with precious fluids
bodily fluids by cool_dude February 11, 2005

Bodily fluids 

Blood and piss and cum and puke and snot and pimple juice and ear wax and shit.
Hey there, Missy. I like your bodily fluids. Can we get married?
Bodily fluids by S&S32 June 10, 2017

bodily functions

any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body
please keep your bodily functions to your self
bodily functions by Lizz August 27, 2003

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

bodily malfunction 

When an normal-but-embarrassing offensive-noise/odor-producing event of the digestive/respiratory system (burp, cough, sneeze, etc.) "doesn't end well", producing messy/mortifying "secondary" results.
I thought I was just gonna fart, but I ended up poopin' my pants --- talk about a bodily malfunction!

Bodily Form 

After freeing the women he took out an unripe banana, gave it to his DREAM in Bodily Form and said to her: "make sure he has a day he won't forget". After seeing the executioner get destroyed by his dream, he knew this was the slut he was dying for