13 definitions by Alfonso T. Watt

(verb) The act of copulation from a male perspective. Usually preceded by the word the when describing the sex act.
Bud was crazy horny and wanted to give Marge the angry inch.
by Alfonso T. Watt May 16, 2010
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The resulting visual when a large gooey slimy snot is launched in a magnificent trajectory from ones nostrils due to vociferous laughing, sneezing, or crying. The trajectory has been known to reach an apogee of 3 to 4 feet above the launch site. These are especially delicious when they land on someone or something that has a deep fear of this sort of occurrence.
"Cleetus became the life of the party once he sneezed on old Mary Jane Rottencrotch and her pretty pink panties at the mixer and then landed that tremendous snot rocket on her face.
by Alfonso T. Watt December 27, 2011
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When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.
"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"
by Alfonso T. Watt May 9, 2010
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Sebacious substance found on or inside ones genitalia after raucous debasement of a coworker (or many coworkers, subordinates and complete strangers) while at work. This disease is strictly indiginous to the Fox Valley area in Illinois. Named for a stellar insurance executive, and all around swell guy who made this type of behavior an art form.
Oh snaaaaaap, I got that nasty tarvin all over me after giving it to that dolt Wimer Beesley about that sloppy amendment.
by Alfonso T. Watt June 4, 2010
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(noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.
That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.
by Alfonso T. Watt January 11, 2011
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Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010
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(verb) 1. Descriptive word(s) used to describe the act of defecating a large thick sweaty meaty chud in a public area immediately after eating greasy food.

(verb) 2. Arresting anyone named Chenery on any number of various greasy offenses, usually related to nonpayment of child support.
Cleetus saw that twat Michael pinching a chenery on the hotel lobby floor after eating 17 sliders and downing 12 warm Bud Lights.

Wow, the police are to be commended for pinching a chenery there by nabbing that farple manooney for not even supporting his own kids.
by Alfonso T. Watt January 28, 2011
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